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Knock Knock… We might as well laugh Just for laughs, I thought it would be fun to start a joke open thread.
Please keep it relatively clean (Is PG 13 too much to ask?) and non-political.
Here’s a few to get you started.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But the light bulb has to want to change

pic.twitter.com/5kSpOq8Gxn— Mike Leach (@Coach_Leach) March 17, 2020

Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken

Did you hear about the mathematician who hates negative numbers?
She’ll stop at nothing to avoid them

How do trees watch Netflix?
They log in

What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!

A guy walks into a bank with a mask. Everyone starts freaking out.
“Don’t worry! I’m just here to rob you!”

Iowa

Source: Corn Nation