Even if they include Andy Janovich. Or Erik, self-driving cars, dreams, and zeroes. I don’t have nightmares often. Or at all.
However, the last few nights, I have had some rather intense dreams.
In the most recent one, I set off a nuclear bomb in my parents’ driveway. I had a good reason (that I don’t remember) and no one got hurt. I also didn’t get caught because seismic tracking devices traced the explosion to the headquarters of the Cleveland Browns rather than rural South Dakota.
I don’t understand it either.
The night before that one, I was trying to evade a murderer. He was trying to walk out on a road and make me drive off into a lake. It seemed terrifying at the time and I woke up in a cold sweat but I can’t figure out the reasoning behind such a sloppy method. I just drove around him and kept on going.
The worst dream was the one before that.
I dreamed I was pregnant. With twins.
At my age, that is scary shit.
I don’t know why I had all these crazy dreams. Nothing stressful has happened. I’m not on any medication, so I can’t claim to be ‘off my meds’. I lead a pretty boring life and I haven’t watched any scary movies. Maybe my brain is inventing excitement?
Also, if you read this far, you should include Erik Estrada in your comments. Or Erik Chinander. There are a growing number of Eriks around CN. (If you are trying to figure out this part, read Patrick’s county article yesterday about the guy who looks like Bo Pelini’s grandpa.) If you are a real CN old-timer, make sure to include your Jello salad recipe.
Frosted Flakes
New look for Huskers in 2018 | HuskersHQ.com | theindependent.comLINCOLN — It’s a different looking Nebraska volleyball team that will take the court this year for Husker coach John Cook.
Huskers Workout For Third Day | KTIC Radio

Take 5: Diary of a Nebraska fan living in N’West Iowa | Take5 | nwestiowa.comTo me, the most wonderful time of the year is nearly here: Football season.

Uhhhh… don’t make Andy Janovich angry. You won’t like him when he’s angry. : @AnthonyRod33 pic.twitter.com/7F6DLgzywt— Orange & Blue 760 (@OrangeBlue760) August 3, 2018

Sportsin’ Stuff Beyond the 402/308
Why Ivy League football might finally be ready for the FCS playoffs – SBNation.comThe conference is fun, rapidly improving, and full of coaches raring to test themselves nationally. Let’s talk to each head coach.
Column: Tribalism might explain why Urban Meyer kept Zach Smith on his staff for so long – Land-Grant Holy LandThis seems like one of the only viable theories for how we got to this crossroad in Buckeye history.
Josiah Scott of Michigan State Spartans to miss 2 monthsJosiah Scott, Michigan State’s starting cornerback, will miss about two months after suffering an unspecified injury early in training camp.
Bucs DE Noah Spence’s crazy diet leads to big weight gainBuccaneers defensive end Noah Spence was undersized for his position at 228 pounds, so he ate a ton this offseason to take care of that.
Courtney Smith’s lawyer says client never contacted by Ohio State to discuss domestic assault allegationsOhio State has never contacted Courtney Smith to discuss domestic assault allegations she made against her ex-husband, former Buckeyes assistant coach Zach Smith, according to Courtney Smith’s attorney.
Huh, What?
The man who invented the self-driving car (in 1986) But what they were witnessing — on that sunny, fall day in 1994 — was something many of them would have dismissed as just plain crazyLong before Big Tech got behind the wheel, Ernst Dickmanns unleashed a driverless Mercedes onto the roads of Europe.
Kids These Days: Unruly Goats Graze Hell Across Suburban Boise : NPRMore than 100 professional ungulates overran an Idaho neighborhood Friday, briefly tasting freedom — and a whole lot of manicured lawns while they were at it.
‘Jaws’ mystery: Did unidentified Cape Cod murder victim appear in scene?A woman murdered in a long unsolved Cape Cod case may have appeared briefly in a “Jaws” scene. Is it her and could it help lead to her identity? Writer Joe Hill thinks there’s a chance.
BBC – Travel – India’s impressive concept about nothingThe invention of zero was a hugely significant mathematical development, one that is fundamental to calculus, which made physics, engineering and much of modern technology possible.
Atlanta’s Reported Ransomware Bill: Up to $17 MillionThe cost of the city of Atlanta’s mitigation and subsequent IT overhaul following a massive SamSam ransomware infection in March could reach $17 million, of which
Experts criticize West Virginia’s plan for smartphone voting | Ars TechnicaStartup claims it can use the blockchain to make Internet voting secure.

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